What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:14

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
Goldfinger
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Do all armies have the same rank structure?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.